Comments on: The End is Near and We Deserve It–The Top 12 Reasons Earth Deserves Annihilation

By: Kristen Lamb

Kristen Lamb — Mon, 30 Aug 2021 18:09:59 +0000

In reply to doesntmatter. So you aren't human? Shouldn't it be "WE BREATHE?" :P

By: doesntmatter

doesntmatter — Mon, 30 Aug 2021 02:20:02 +0000

Did you know the biggest defect of the humans? THEY BREATHE.

By: charlaynedenney

charlaynedenney — Fri, 16 Dec 2016 22:54:49 +0000

I know the girl with the car is a commercial, but damn, I actually almost did that. I was the oldest, promised a “brand new car” when I graduated high school. While IN high school I had a 68 AMC Marlin that was awesome as heck (poor girl’s Dodge Charger). My dad traded that for a 72 GMC K-5 Blazer with 4-wheel drive. Drove like a tank. Hated it but it was better than nothing. I was the house chauffeur because I had to run errands for Dad and take siblings to school and back.

Then I graduated and he proudly came in with the keys to my graduation car. He started off by saying “I looked at a new Corvette…” and I thought I had died and gone to heaven. But noooooooo, he followed that up with “but it costs more than a house payment in insurance, so I then looked at a Gremlin”, which was THE car in 1975, all cool and such. “…but it has way too much glass in it and you would die of glass poisoning. So, here’s your new car.” and he handed me the keys. I went bounding out, all excited and…

A 1973 (ie: two years old, used) O.D. green with a black vinyl top FORD PINTO!

Yeah, I wanted to throw the keys, stomp my feet and remind him the deal was a NEW car and something I would like. But, I didn’t.

Two years later my brother got a brand new red GMC pickup and two years after that my sister got a brand new white Buick Regal with a red leather interior.

So, yeah, I TOTALLY get the spoiled brat, in a way. I would, however, trade her the Pinto for that nice cherry red convertible.

By: Kakaberchi Abkaku

Kakaberchi Abkaku — Sun, 11 Dec 2016 02:01:17 +0000

The earth DESERVES to be destroyed !!!

By: mrsbongle

mrsbongle — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 18:47:32 +0000

I was beginning to think I was the only person on Earth who detested Justin Bieber!

By: Author Kristen Lamb

Author Kristen Lamb — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 20:39:47 +0000

In reply to Peggy Fleming. Hmm, interesting. I grew up in a school with a lot of girls like her (in real life). One threw a fit because she wanted a Mercedes and her parents got her a BMW. So can see why it might have been believable.

By: Peggy Fleming

Peggy Fleming — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 20:03:02 +0000

In reply to stephscottil. Spoiled girl video is a promotional for Domino's Pizza. Follow-up video shows McKenzie selling her red car on e-bay for $9.99; she takes the money and buys a pizza. Oh, and gets her blue Saab. Video lost its context when I went viral.

By: Kenra Daniels

Kenra Daniels — Sat, 22 Dec 2012 19:39:52 +0000

Great post, Kristen! but you forgot the people who have nothing better to do than spend hours upon hours digging up every iota of the lives of celebs! Srsly? Who gives a crap how many squares of toilet paper Lady Gaga uses to wipe her a$$? I guarantee several someones out there do give a crap, and use the same number themselves, just to be like her.

The list is endless, unfortunately, and your Top 12 is a good place to start.

Kenra

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By: PA Lassiter

PA Lassiter — Sat, 22 Dec 2012 03:15:39 +0000

Having recently been told by someone “in the know” that I must have a Twitter handle and a Facebook page in order to start making “friends” and hawking the book that isn’t finished yet because in our low-attention-span 3rd millennial culture it’s easier for people just to hit Like than to scroll down and write English words even though they come visit your well-crafted well-executed website which has SIX books worth of free fanfiction & constantly harrass you to “write this!” “write that!” like you have all the time in the world to ghost their crappy ideas because you’re a writer you must need ideas (right?) when you already have 500K of your own that you will never live long enough to even summarize in a synopsis and they don’t even give you a comment reach-around after Kristin Stewart-style raping your site sneaking in and reading your 100,000 words multiple times then abandon you when you take a holiday break or try posting something original cuz all they really want is Edward Edward Edward well I was right I should have told that know-it-all someone to f**k off because now I do have a Twitter handle two Facebook pages a Pinterest account a fanfiction site and a blog to recommend my favorite erotic fiction (having been too ignorant to find Goodreads before rolling my own and stupidly thinking I might make more than twenty cents per week as an Amazon Affiliate) not to mention keeping up said Goodreads account and now find myself addicted to a BDSM role-playing site on Twitter and can’t force myself to turn off the “grabbing the lube and warming it in my hands” tweets even though my word count has dropped to zero and I forgot to order my meds.

This was a really really good post, Kristen, and thank you very much for your insite (“insight” for tweet-twits) and sense of humor. My MS needs a big edit so I better go get something done before Atlas shrugs. Yeah, we deserve it.