Comments on: Nothing Says "I’ll Love You Forever" Like a Dead-Mother-In-Law Diamond https://authorkristenlamb.com/2013/09/nothing-says-ill-love-you-forever-like-a-dead-mother-in-law-diamond/ Author, Blogger, Social Media Jedi Wed, 10 May 2017 03:05:24 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.6 By: #10 Favorite Blogging Buddy Shout-Out | Shea McIntosh Ford - Author of Open-Minded Fiction https://authorkristenlamb.com/2013/09/nothing-says-ill-love-you-forever-like-a-dead-mother-in-law-diamond/#comment-40475 Sun, 10 Nov 2013 13:03:51 +0000 http://warriorwriters.wordpress.com/?p=13113#comment-40475 […] to be remotely interested in writing to enjoy her blog. Anyone who can make me laugh out loud about her father’s ashes and her mother’s plans for taxidermy is well worth the […]

]]> By: Capture His Heart | Capture His Heart https://authorkristenlamb.com/2013/09/nothing-says-ill-love-you-forever-like-a-dead-mother-in-law-diamond/#comment-40474 Wed, 16 Oct 2013 22:01:06 +0000 http://warriorwriters.wordpress.com/?p=13113#comment-40474 […] Nothing Says “I'll Love You Forever” Like a Dead-Mother-In-Law … http://warriorwriters.wordpress.com/I come from Vikings, and science has proven (okay "proven") there is a genome embedded in our DNA that demands that, upon expiration, our bodies must be placed on a wooden ship in the middle of an … […]

]]> By: Raani York https://authorkristenlamb.com/2013/09/nothing-says-ill-love-you-forever-like-a-dead-mother-in-law-diamond/#comment-40473 Fri, 27 Sep 2013 20:13:12 +0000 http://warriorwriters.wordpress.com/?p=13113#comment-40473 *chuckle*
Thanks for making me laugh, Kristen. I really needed this today, after my boss made me cry… but I’m afraid that’s another story… (eventually it isn’t… by thinking about it: how can it be, that I’m a writer and still, according to my boss, am apparently UNABLE to write good “minutes of meeting”?
I’m devastated… he’s never happy, no matter how I’m writing them”) – ugh – but this wasn’t what you wanted to know… I’m sorry, my thoughts drifted off the topic.

Here we go then: I have to admit, I’m a little weird… seriously. But that’s what I thought: I would have loved to be cremated and have my ashes filled into – how to express this properly – “biologically acceptable and environmental friendly fertilizer” – to be used and make plants grow. This way I could do something for Nature, even after passing away.
I would like the thought of me being used to grow a tree. (Preferably a maple tree since I love them so much).
I hope that isn’t too weird for you. 🙂

]]> By: doovinator https://authorkristenlamb.com/2013/09/nothing-says-ill-love-you-forever-like-a-dead-mother-in-law-diamond/#comment-40472 Fri, 27 Sep 2013 04:18:02 +0000 http://warriorwriters.wordpress.com/?p=13113#comment-40472 I know some folks who took Pops up in a small plane to be sprinkled over his favorite lake. Unfortunately most of Pops ended up blown back into the plane by the prop wash!

]]> By: M A Clarke Scott, Writer https://authorkristenlamb.com/2013/09/nothing-says-ill-love-you-forever-like-a-dead-mother-in-law-diamond/#comment-40471 Tue, 24 Sep 2013 04:13:46 +0000 http://warriorwriters.wordpress.com/?p=13113#comment-40471 Love it when you riff, girl. LOL. LIke Lynn’s idea of a vlog. Could go viral.

]]> By: saralitchfield https://authorkristenlamb.com/2013/09/nothing-says-ill-love-you-forever-like-a-dead-mother-in-law-diamond/#comment-40470 Mon, 23 Sep 2013 19:30:46 +0000 http://warriorwriters.wordpress.com/?p=13113#comment-40470 oooh just saw this – http://ow.ly/p8xao … and changed my mind. I would like to live forever as a tree.

]]> By: Susan Shay https://authorkristenlamb.com/2013/09/nothing-says-ill-love-you-forever-like-a-dead-mother-in-law-diamond/#comment-40469 Sat, 21 Sep 2013 21:09:55 +0000 http://warriorwriters.wordpress.com/?p=13113#comment-40469 Your blog reminds me of the Mary Tyler Moore show when Chuckles the Clown died. (I have that problem at a lot of funerals.)
Remember?

http://youtu.be/92I04DkMEps

Enjoyed the post!

]]> By: M T McGuire https://authorkristenlamb.com/2013/09/nothing-says-ill-love-you-forever-like-a-dead-mother-in-law-diamond/#comment-40468 Sat, 21 Sep 2013 06:54:33 +0000 http://warriorwriters.wordpress.com/?p=13113#comment-40468 Maw hahahahahaaargh! There’s someone out there with a family that’s crazier than mine!

]]> By: Sinistra Inksteyne https://authorkristenlamb.com/2013/09/nothing-says-ill-love-you-forever-like-a-dead-mother-in-law-diamond/#comment-40467 Sat, 21 Sep 2013 02:01:58 +0000 http://warriorwriters.wordpress.com/?p=13113#comment-40467 Me for the tree growing out of my belly-button, but I’m planning a boat-burning for my Vikingy brother. Once he’s dead, of course. Yes. *sidles away*

]]> By: lynnkelleyauthor https://authorkristenlamb.com/2013/09/nothing-says-ill-love-you-forever-like-a-dead-mother-in-law-diamond/#comment-40466 Sat, 21 Sep 2013 00:10:11 +0000 http://warriorwriters.wordpress.com/?p=13113#comment-40466 One of the funniest pieces I’ve ever read. Lost my comment earlier. That’s what I get for using my iPhone. I’d love to see you do a vlog of this post so I could watch it over and over whenever I need a belly laugh.

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