This means every time I go to the bathroom, Spawn flings open the door and lobs a grenade and shouts “FIRE IN THE HOLE!” seconds before a stress ball dings off my head….then he runs away laughing.
Tag: holiday humor
Nov 25 2013
Martha Stewart or a Tinsel-Covered Train Wreck? What's Your Holiday "Style"?
You lost the tape, only to later find it stuck to your butt. The dog ate all the ribbon and is now pooping tinsel, and your husband has found it HYSTERICAL to put tape on all the cat’s paws instead of helping.
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Dec 19 2012
What's Your Holiday Style?
Christmas is a magical time of year, but all of us handle the season differently. So what is your Holiday Style? Here’s a helpful little quiz: 1) When cleaning before the holidays, you: a) Might give the mantel a light dusting just so you don’t look like a show-off. The gleam from your spotless fixtures …
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