Kristen Lamb made the mistake of giving me admin privileges on her website.

So trusting.

So innocent.

So screwed.

La Revolucion

There’s a little more about me at – but, be aware that my website is under reconstruction because I got hacked by Bollywood porn spammers. Yeah. That’s the same face I made. However, I’ve posted my manifesto, and that should be a start!


****Just FYI, in an effort to combat spammers your comment won’t appear until I approve it, so don’t fret if it doesn’t appear right away.

Talk to me! And MAKE SURE to check out the classes below and sign up! Summer school! YAY!

And to prove it and show my love, for the month of JUNE, everyone who leaves a comment I will put your name in a hat. If you comment and link back to my blog on your blog, you get your name in the hat twice. What do you win? The unvarnished truth from yours truly.

I will pick a winner once a month and it will be a critique of the first 20 pages of your novel, or your query letter, or your synopsis (5 pages or less).


Obviously, I have my areas of expertise, but I’ve wanted for a long time to fill in some gaps on classes I could offer.

Cait Reynolds was my answer.

She is an unbelievable editor, mentor and teacher and a serious expert in these areas. She consults numerous very successful USA Today and NYTBS authors and I highly, highly recommend her classes.

OMG, Like How to Write Fleek YA July 7th $40 with Cait Reynolds

How to Dominate Your Sex Scenes (No Safe Words Here) July 14th $40 w/ Cait Reynolds

Gaskets and Gaiters: How to Create a Compelling Steampunk World July 21st $35 w/ Cait Reynolds 

Lasers & Dragons & Swords, Oh MY! World Building for Fantasy & Science Fiction 

July 28th w/ Cait Reynolds $35/ GOLD $75/ PLATINUM $125

Classes with MOI!

Plotting for Dummies July 13th $35 ($250 for GOLD)

Blogging for Authors July 20th $50 ($150 for GOLD)

Branding for Authors  July 7th $35

OTHER Classes with Cait Reynolds

Research for Historical Romance Writing – Or, How NOT to Lose Six Hours on Pinterest July 8th $35 for Basic/ $75 for GOLD / $125 for PLATINUM

Shift Your Shifter Romance into High Gear June 30th $35 Basic/ $75 GOLD/ $125 PLATINUM

Classes with Lisa Hall-Wilson

Growing An Organic Platform On Facebook June 24th $40




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  1. I think you could have done so much more with your coup d’etat. You could have posted a picture of a pigeon named Coo D’etat. (A reference to my writer-friend Kathleen’s Twitter feed. ?@KathleenMRooney)

    Such a missed opportunity.

    1. I could have, but Denny Basenji probably would have eaten the pigeon. And just wait ’til you see what I have in store for the rest of the week!

      1. So, I saw this on my phone and didn’t notice that your picture was, after all, a video. Much better that way.

        Carry on…

  2. I love Cait already! (and Basenjis rock). I clearly have not been keeping up with my email because I don’t know what the heck the difference is between the levels. Wanna put in an asterisk and some fine print for [pick derogatory adjective here] people like me?

    1. Hi Lois!

      I don’t know what happened – we actually did have that delineated. I’ll fix it 😀

      And, I love you, too!


  3. Wait a minute. Where is Kristen and WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER? You can’t fool me with that slick video. We demand to see her! Did Alex-Ride-the-Pen kidnap her again?

    1. Production value is king. You’ll see Lamb when LET you see Lamb!

  4. Excellent. *rubs hands* Can’t wait to see what’s in store.

    1. *Channels Mr. Burns* Excellent…SMITHERS!

  5. So how long do we put up with the admittedly picky B**ch? Kristen was long winded, what will you be? (he giggles and chokes on his ice tea). I’m looking forward to more.

    1. I am long-winded, picky, b*tchy, and FABULOUS. So is Denny.

  6. OMG, this was so funny! Not funny that you got hacked, but hacking Kristen! I needed this after no lunch and a 11 hour day. Thanks! Kolin

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